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RESOLUTION
00:36 Jan 02 2013
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I am telling you right now: I don't have any noteworthy New Year's resolutions. Oh sure, dear reader, there is always room for improvement. I minor tweak here. A few pounds there. More of this... less of that... Blah blah blah.

I am far from perfect, and I'm happier this way. Therefore; I declare to you that I, Thothy McThotherson, will steadfastly continue to be the immovable, intractable, barely-domesticated rapscallion that I was yesterday.

*leans forward, blows cigar smoke in your face*

Any failure on my part will result in an immediate (and probably imperceptible) improvement. See? I really thought this out.

As you were.

*sips a martini*

COMMENTS

tr1n1ty01
00:38 Jan 02 2013

LMAO! I concur!

imagesinwords
00:59 Jan 02 2013

I feel the same way! *sips tea*

RedQueen
02:04 Jan 02 2013

It took me years to get this discombobulated, I worked hard at it, and I ain't changing for nobody.

And I would like one of those martinis if you don't mind...with a twist.